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“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.” - Dr. Seuss

White Oprah Has Such An Open Mind

White Oprah recently said that Lindsay and Samantha Ronson were "just friends." Now she's changing her tune. White Oprah wouldn't confirm or deny the rumors to OK! Magazine. She only said, "If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ...

5 Beautiful Words: A Shauna Sand Reality Show

It took me like 10 times to count how many words made up "A Shauna Sand Reality Show." Hopefully, I got it right. If not, suck it anyway. So..... Shauna Sand was outside some joint with her daughters last night looking like mother of the year. This woman is consistent. ...

Touch Each Other…..Please?

Hmmm....I wonder which one lives on the roof and which one lives in the basement? Hugh Jackman looks like a power bottom screamer. A screamer in wolf's clothing. Hugh and his lovely friend went for an early morning swim at Bondi Beach in Australia on Saturday. Unfortunately, they didn't touch each ...

The Vadge Is Alive And Thrusting

The granny is back in her panties! Madonna has a new video out for "Give It 2 Me." The beginning looks like an ad for American Apparel's new senior citizens collection. The rest of the video is just Madonna dancing around and thrusting her memaw crotch. You know, any video ...

Helen Hunt Bikini Pictures

Would you believe that Helen Hunt would be posted up on this site for bikini pictures? I never thought she had much sex appeal but she looks alright in a bikini. I don't think any guys are gawking over her, but I don't think they would turn her ...

Minka Kelly is Sexy

Ms Minka Kelly is making another appearance. This time it is actually two really hot picture sets from two different events: the Speed Racer Premiere and 36 Annual FIFI Awards. Again, in case people forgot, she is from Friday Night Lights. Check out the rest of her ...

Giulia Olivetti Bikini Pictures

Once in awhile you come across a beautiful woman in a bikini and can't quite figure out how she came to be famous. This is one of those instances. She is more like semi-famous since I have no idea what she is from other than the fact she ...

Where’s The Bottle?

How is Suri functioning without a full bottle of barley water? They are probably injecting her ass with it, because they get so much crap for keeping her on the bottle. Suri needs her barley fix! Suri also needs to call up Ken Paves on her robot phone and schedule ...

Marisa Miller Is Definitely This Guy’s Choice

Here's Marisa Miller at the Spike Guy's Choice Awards last night. I don't know what award she won, but it's got to be something along the lines of OMG Sexiest Girl Ever, or Girl You'd Kill Your Best Friend...

Charlize Theron showing cleavage

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September 8th 2008
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Lynne Spears’ Book Is Going To Blow

I hope Lynne Spears is on the phone with fucking Jackie Collins, because it sounds like her book is going to need some major rewrites before its release next week. Last week, it was reported that Lynne wrote about Brit Brit's drug use, virginity and boozing in her new book. ...
September 8th 2008
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Stalker Eyes

Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone ...
September 8th 2008
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Hot Slut Of The Week: Billy Mays

Birthday: July 20, 1958 Age: 50 Birth Name: William D. Mays Original Date of HS of the Day: September 3, 2008 Claim to Fame: Billy started selling shit right out of high school. He used to sell portable washing machines on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He quickly moved up the ranks and eventually became ...
September 8th 2008
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Perky Pink flashes her boob backstage at MTV VMA awards

PINK displayed some JANET JACKSON style boob flashing backstage at the MTV VMA awards last night. The singer was just about to perform her new single when she partook in some harmless popping out fun. Popular: 1 hours 47 minutes ago source: (www.thesun.co.uk)
September 8th 2008
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Justin Timberlake in brawl after duet with Beyonce at Fashion Rocks

Justin Timberlake found himself at the centre of an almighty brawl after he performed a show-stopping duet with Beyonce. Justin had to dive for cover & dodge punches after his minder tried to grab a cell phone off a fan who had snuck into the VIP area to snatch a ...

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