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The incredibly true adventure of two cokey gayelles in love - Popsugar Holly Madison, why you so classy? - Hollywood Tuna Orlando Bloom's ho is topless in the middle of winter - Egotastic! Princess RiRi wearing something from OshKosh B'Gosh - Lainey Gossip Twatty Pratt made $50k off of MK Trollsen - Just ...

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Did Anne Hathaway rat out her ex to the Feds? (Socialite Life) I wish Jessica Alba's ass still looked this good. (CollegeHumor) Sharon Stone is the ultimate Cougar. (DListed) Courtney Love mistakes shopping cart for wheelchair. (Pink is the New...

Audrina Patridge is Sexy in… TV Guide?

Audrina Patridge takes to the pages, and cover of TV Guide this week, and as you might expect, she looks pretty awesome. These Audrina Patridge bikini pictures actually make "The Guide" look more like an issue of Maxim, and...

A Good Wax: Brit Brit’s Ass Needs One

It looks like Brit Brit's kitty grew a furry coat. Not only did her kitty get some hair, but so did kitty's next door neighbor: NALGAS. Brit Brit went out to dinner the other night and gave the paps a hairy surprise. At least she's wearing panties, but you can ...

Oh Jesus!

Heidi Montag, the plastic pony from "The Hills," told UsWeekly that she's planning to record a Christian album. The "non-denominational Baptist" said, "I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God." It gets better. Heidi said that she once ...

we break the dawn

good morning! does anybody else miss destiny's child as much as i do?!? i do love beyonce as a solo act - and kelly rowland tossed out a few decent solo tracks but nothing beats them being together - yet in the meantime i'm actually really excited for michelle williams' ...

A Shirtless & Dirty Prince Hot Ginge

JustUsBoys posted this newish picture of Prince Hot Ginge looking like a sexy, dirty mess. Who cares if his hair looks like it could be used to clean the hell out of my bathroom tile grout. And who cares if his bush probably looks and feels like a Chore Boy. ...

Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard Topless

The kind people at Nuts Magazine have released a megaton more Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard topless pictures. Nuts is of course the best magazine you'll never read because its over seas. Naturally, we just couldn't resist sharing these Breastacular Brits with you. So check out the not suitable ...

Speaking Of Cougars…..

On second thought, Shauna Sand is more than a cougar. She's like a rare white tiger in exquisite lucite heels. Even Dimitri the Lover would take one look at Shauna and say, "This elegant creature is much too elegant for me." Dimitri the Lover would probably explode from Shauna's intense ...

Kristin Cavallari Looks Perfect

Let's say you are setting out to make the prettiest girl possible that everyone would just stare at. I would base that mold on Kristin Cavallari. Here she is at the Celebrity Golf Tournament at Miami Beach. She is just perfect looking and has an amazing body ...

November 20th 2008
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Fearless Taylor Swift Stuns Album Chart With Big Week

Teenager Taylor Swift has soared to the top of the U.S. album charts with the fourth biggest digital sales week since records began....
November 20th 2008
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Anything Goes For Reba McEntire On Broadway

Country music star Reba McEntire is heading back to Broadway for a revival of musical Anything Goes....
November 20th 2008
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Taylor Swift Hasn’t Given Up On Love

Spurned teen country star Taylor Swift insists her heart has already healed just a month after she was ditched by ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas - and she's looking forward to finding new love....
November 20th 2008
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Tyrese Laughs Off Brandy Norwood Romance Rumors

Singer/actor Tyrese is bemused by reports he's dating R&B star Brandy - because they are so close, she is like his "sister"....
November 20th 2008
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Miley Cyrus Songwrites With Justin Gaston

Miley Cyrus is making music with her new boyfriend Justin Gaston - the pair has been writing songs together, according to the star's dad Billy Ray....

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