It could be my hangover playing tricks on me, but it took a few blinks for me to realize this was Jamie Lynn and not Brit Brit. Damn. Homegirl is so tan, classy and ......miserable. She's the new MiserAlba! Although, it doesn't really work on her, because her name isn't Alba. Jamie Lynn Scowls. Naw, that doesn't work. Anyway, the girl needs to drop a good queef and wipe that frown off her face. It could be worse, she could be Brit Brit! Jamie Lynn should think about that.

Here's JL in Mississippi yesterday on her way to a club to drink her grouchiness away. No, she's on her way to her second baby shower. Brit Brit probably ruined the first one by constantly farting, so Jamie Lynn's friends are making it up to her by throwing her a second one.