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Update: Oasis star Noel Gallagher may have broken rib after in fan attack

Oasis may have to cancel a gig tomorrow night as Noel Gallagher has suspected fractured rib following last night's onstage attack in Canada. He was attacked by an as yet unidentified fan as he performed Morning Glory during their show in Toronto, who pushed him from behind off the stage. ...

David Beckham is well endowed, says an Australian DJ

DAVID BECKHAM does NOT have a sock or any other padding down his pants in those Armani adverts. Previously we only had wife VICTORIA’S word for it – but now a fellow LA clubber has lifted the lid after sharing a loo with the England star. Popular: 5 hours ...

Serena Williams Wins 2008 Women’s U.S. Open

American tennis superstar Serena Williams beat SerbiaÂ’s Jelena Jankovic yesterday to become the winner of the womenÂ’s U.S. Open. This is the third time Serena has taken home the grand prize, making her the number one female tennis player in the world. Popular: 2 hours 36 minutes ago source: ...

Pal: Ashlee and Pete Expecting Twins

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz could find themselves facing another round of twin rumors. Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete's buddy, says that the parents-to-be are expecting not one but two bundles of joy. Popular: 5 hours 56 minutes ago source: (www.eonline.com)

We’re All In This Together: Live Blogging The MTV VMAs

I'm liveblogging the MTV VMAs tonight, so we can all torture ourselves together. Use one hand to hold mine and the other hand to hold an economy-sized bottle of vodka. You're going to need it. If you don't have any booze in the house, then rubbing alcohol and cough syrup ...

Two Emo Babies?

Double the fug alert! The world is barely ready for one Emo baby, now some friend of Vagina Wentz claims Asshole Simpson is popping out twins. The stock for flat irons just went up. Yes, there is a stock for flat irons. Check! Petey's friend, Tyga, told E!, “They’re having twins. ...

Shipwreck!

Crackie overboard! Amy Wino actually showed up to a gig! Yes, she rolled onstage 45 minutes late, but that's 45 minutes early in Wino time. She didn't slap any bitches or hawk any of her crack loogies on anybody. That's progress! I'm sure she still managed to scream "Blaaaake" every ...

Chicken Cutlets The Barbarian

Ty Ty Banks may be an expert at "smiling wit yo eyes," but can she do this shit with her eyes?! You know she can't. Only international supermodel Phoebe Price knows how to "binge drink wit her eyes." That takes major skills. Even John Robert Powers can't teach this shit. ...

VMAs - Britney Sucked In 2007 But Won Big In 2008! (Photos!)

Britney took the 2008 MTV VMAs by storm!  After a disasterous, embarrassing performance at last year's show, she pulled herself together over the past few months and although she didn't sing or dance this year, she was the shining star!  She was nominated for three awards - Best Female Video, Pop Video & ...

Gary Coleman Hit A Bitch

Gary Coleman, his giant wife (yes, they are still together), and his bodyguard --- WAIT! Gary Coleman needs a bodyguard? Is he paying him in animal crackers? I double checked and his bodyguard is not Todd Bridges. I don't know why he needs to hire a bodyguard when his wife ...

September 8th 2008
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Lynne Spears’ Book Is Going To Blow

I hope Lynne Spears is on the phone with fucking Jackie Collins, because it sounds like her book is going to need some major rewrites before its release next week. Last week, it was reported that Lynne wrote about Brit Brit's drug use, virginity and boozing in her new book. ...
September 8th 2008
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Stalker Eyes

Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Pitt were in Toronto at around the same time this past weekend. Can't you tell? It's obvious Jenny is scanning the land for any sight of Brad in one of his silly hats. She can probably smell his aroma nearby so her stalker eyes have gone ...
September 8th 2008
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Hot Slut Of The Week: Billy Mays

Birthday: July 20, 1958 Age: 50 Birth Name: William D. Mays Original Date of HS of the Day: September 3, 2008 Claim to Fame: Billy started selling shit right out of high school. He used to sell portable washing machines on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He quickly moved up the ranks and eventually became ...
September 8th 2008
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Perky Pink flashes her boob backstage at MTV VMA awards

PINK displayed some JANET JACKSON style boob flashing backstage at the MTV VMA awards last night. The singer was just about to perform her new single when she partook in some harmless popping out fun. Popular: 1 hours 47 minutes ago source: (www.thesun.co.uk)
September 8th 2008
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Justin Timberlake in brawl after duet with Beyonce at Fashion Rocks

Justin Timberlake found himself at the centre of an almighty brawl after he performed a show-stopping duet with Beyonce. Justin had to dive for cover & dodge punches after his minder tried to grab a cell phone off a fan who had snuck into the VIP area to snatch a ...

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