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“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.” - Dr. Seuss

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Ty Ty Banks may be an expert at “smiling wit yo eyes,” but can she do this shit with her eyes?! You know she can’t. Only international supermodel Phoebe Price knows how to “binge drink wit her eyes.” That takes major skills. Even John Robert Powers can’t teach this shit. You must be born with it.

PP was outside of some parking lot the other day when she took time out from her busy schedule of posing and headband selling to offer some help to TMZ’s Harvey Levin. PP thinks Harvey needs help in the make-up department and said she would be happy to take him down to Neiman Marcus to find the right foundation for his skin. She is truly generous. A day of foundation buying with an international supermodel sensation like Phoebe Price is priceless. And when she said “Neiman’s” she really meant Rite-Aid.

PP couldn’t talk long because she was late for her day job as ticket taker at The Revenge of the Mummy show at Universal Studios. I’m joking and I’m lie-telling! She was late for a very important show that I’m sure involves plenty of posing and “getting drunk wit your eyes.”

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