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Michael Jackson’s Last Rehearsal

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:32:03 +0000

AEG, the promoters for Michael Jackson's show in London, have released this 1-minute rehearsal that was taken just two days before his death. In the video, MJ is doing his thing to the song "They Don't Care About Us" in full costume and with fans. FANS! It's not a Michael Jackson performance unless there's WIND involved. A lot of it.

Also, there's more details on Michael's memorial and funeral. E! says he will be buried at Forest Lawn in the Hollywood Hills. The Jackson family says that there were never plans for a public viewing despite reports.

A public memorial will be held at the Staples Center this Tuesday at 10 in the morning. They still don't know if the memorial will be broadcasted on TV or the internet.

You know people are camping out right now! In fact, they should just close L.A. down completely, because it's going to be chaos upon chaos. My mom said that she's going to be sitting in traffic until September. I don't know how that's different from any other day, but okay....

Michael Jackson Funeral? “Event” Set for July 7 at Staples Center

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:07:57 +0000

Deceased singer and king of pop Michael Jackson will be honored at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday....

Debbie Rowe Will Fight for Michael Jackson Kids, Restraining Order?

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:07:56 +0000

It is being reported that Debbie Rowe, woman who gave birth to Michael Jackson's two children, Prince Michael and Paris, will fight for custody....

Bar Refaeli Nude (Video) Loves That Couch

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:07:55 +0000

Bar Refaeli, an Israeli supermodel, has decided to take all of her clothes off and roll around on a couch naked - and no one knows why....

Michael Jackson Secret Girlfriend (Video) Revealed to World

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:07:53 +0000

Michael Jackson's former bodyguard has revealed to the world that the legendary singer had a secret, long-term girlfriend....

(Video) Jon Gosselin Match.Com Dating Ad!

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 21:07:52 +0000

Have you ever wanted to go out on a date with Jon & Kate Plus 8 dad Jon Gosselin? You're answer is probably no, but you still want to see this spoof video!...

pop nosh: katie holmes will dance for america

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:55:17 +0000


» i still can't believe katie holmes will be dancing on SYTYCD! (july 23rd) seriously? omg! wtf? » victoria and david beckham got roped into doing another sexy armani ad! a socialite's life » supposedly tickets to michael jackson's funeral on tuesday will cost $25 bucks! cele\|bitchy » dummies heidi montag and spencer pratt think that '9/11 was definitely an inside job' jezebel » dina lohan claims producers wanted her to fake a pregnancy on her E! reality show dlisted » actor jeff goldblum is alive and well - and so is his quirky fashion sense! celebrity smack » oh no! jessica simpson was spotted in a super unflattering dress! in case you didn't know » the word on the street is that jennifer aniston wants to open a restaurant i'm not obsessed » angelina jolie and jennifer aniston are hollywood's top earning actresses! popsugar » kevin jonas can't wait to have sex with a new jersey hairdresser... webster's is my bitch

» go backstage with all the super hotties from john galliano's paris fashion show! oh la la » 'good morning america' anchor chris cuomo should take his shirt off more often! tabloid prodigy » you'll never guess what mandy moore has a small tattoo of on her foot... ethan says » khloe kardashian thinks someday she might want to bare all in 'playboy' magazine! celebslam » denise richards bikini pictures - now with cameltoe! egotastic » do you approve of hilary duff landing herself a part on 'gossip girl'? (not really) LA rag mag » oscar-winning writer diablo cody really wanted megan fox to stick to the script agent bedhead » kate gosselin's disastrous clothing line should be put on hold indefinitely bitten & bound » do we really need a cable channel dedicated to nothing but wedding drama?!? the frisky » oh my word - this is the first time i've ever heard about the mucus plug! the laughing stork
MESSY MISCHA BARTON HAS ANOTHER LATE NIGHT FASHION DISASTER (LONDON, 06/30/09) PHOTOS \| BAUER GRIFFIN

What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:23:42 +0000

I fully encourage everyone out there to express your sluttiness through fashion, but making your titties look like a couple of stale cupcakes covered in sugar flowers is not the look. Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud wore this fuggery to her birthday party last night in London. Unless your name is Johnny Weir, you do not wear fringe, mesh and applique flowers together.

And my memaw would not be pleased with this, because it looked like Cheryl ripped apart her favorite living room lamp shade to make this dress.

LOOKING LIKE A PROUD WHORE: Cheryl Cole is doing it wrong.

Afternoon Crumbs

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 19:23:17 +0000

This is the future. Except there will be trillions of them. - Buzzfeed

Hayden Pantywhatever in some adorable Osh Kosh B'Gosh shorty shorts - Hollywood Tuna

The Pope has frowned upon some sexy ass Bishop for partaking in a little butt sex action with convicts - Guanabee

Brit Brit and her Cheetolings are on a boat - Popsugar

SPOILER ALERT: The "friend" HoHan is talking about is white, flaky and Colombian - Lainey Gossip

Now this is talent - Towleroad

There better be a shower scene with Wentworth Miller and Christopher Meloni - Just Jared

Denise Richards and her cunt bulge hit the beach - Egotastic!

RiRi learning a skill in case this whole "Alien Princess" thing doesn't work out - Hollywood Rag

The Real World's Coral and her magnificent chichis. Although, she's no Aretha.... (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather)

Jonah Hill wishes he was half the man Chaz Bono is (or will be) - Cityrag

The CAPTION THIS Contest For July 2nd!

skank — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:22:14 +0000