This is the future. Except there will be trillions of them. - Buzzfeed

Hayden Pantywhatever in some adorable Osh Kosh B'Gosh shorty shorts - Hollywood Tuna

The Pope has frowned upon some sexy ass Bishop for partaking in a little butt sex action with convicts - Guanabee

Brit Brit and her Cheetolings are on a boat - Popsugar

SPOILER ALERT: The "friend" HoHan is talking about is white, flaky and Colombian - Lainey Gossip

Now this is talent - Towleroad

There better be a shower scene with Wentworth Miller and Christopher Meloni - Just Jared

Denise Richards and her cunt bulge hit the beach - Egotastic!

RiRi learning a skill in case this whole "Alien Princess" thing doesn't work out - Hollywood Rag

The Real World's Coral and her magnificent chichis. Although, she's no Aretha.... (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather)

Jonah Hill wishes he was half the man Chaz Bono is (or will be) - Cityrag

According to NBCLA, Debbie told them in a 90-minute telephone interview that she wants "her children." Debbie said she's willing to do whatever it takes including submitting to a DNA test. Debbie also wants to get a restraining order against Joe Jackson to keep him away from the kids.

In Michael Jackson's will, he named his mama je'e' as his children's legal guardian. Diana Ross was named as a back-up. Michael also clearly stated that he didn't want to leave Debbie Rowe a cent.

Maybe I'm being overly harsh (proof that the world is still spinning), but Debbie already cashed that check a while ago. I would understand if she just wanted to take them to Chuck E. Cheese every now and again to get know them better. Really, I don't know what to think. It's a shitty situation all around. On one hand, Debbie is crazy. On the other hand, Joe Jackson is crazy too. Sending the kids to Florida to be raised by Bubbles is looking like the best option.....

Um. Thank you, Professor Whory McObvious! We didn't already know that. I mean, if you see the words "MEGAN FOX" on a movie poster, then you know you're not going to witness the second coming of Laurence Olivier. Only Megan Fox could make a CGI robot look like they've trained most of their life at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts.

The director of Transformers has slapped Megan right back for her comment. Michael Bay told The Wall Street Journal (via UsWeekly), "Well, that's Megan Fox for you! She says some very ridiculous things because she's 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, 'Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nick Cage wasn't a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn't a big movie star before he did Transformers -- and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films."

I think it's safe to say that we can also file the above quote in the "Ridiculous Things" category. Bay, please! Is he actually taking credit for turning Nicolas Cage into a big star?! Does Michael Bay's memory leave out everything that was made before 1996? Two words: VALLEY GIRL. Deborah Foreman should get the "thank you" fruit basket from Nic Cage. Not Michael Bay.