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gnarls barkley - going on - video!

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 22:27:58 +0000

hi guys! here's the latest gnarls barkley video (shot down in jamaica) for their second single going on off the duo's brand new album the odd couple which i would highly recommend picking up if you haven't already - it's a perfect album to toss on at your summer barbecue! i hope everyone is enjoying their sunday afternoon - i'm just busy tying up a bunch of loose ends since i've got a very busy week ahead of me and next weekend i'll be heading to boston for a few days for work - should be a good time plus i'll get to see my brother david! popbytes over & out for now...xxoo

Wino Of The Woods

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 17:53:40 +0000

For just a dollar a day you can sponsor a child in need... I wish I could sponsor this child! I would take her ass on a Michael K eating tour. We would hit IHOP, Outback, Bennigan's and Cracker Barrell. You know, all the fine establishments. The girl also needs a few days in the tank followed by a couple of coffee enemas to bring down that tweeker bloat.

Here's Amy Wino and her friends were hanging out in a park near her recording studio in London yesterday. They look like a bunch of mangy children of the woods that wait behinds trees to attack the innocent and steal their coins to buy candy. They totally communicate through grunts.

Almost Beaten By Ashton

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 17:22:44 +0000

Speed Racer cost around $100 million to make and it only pulled in around $20.2 million this weekend. Cameron and Ashton's douche fest "What Happens In Vegas" only made around $200,000 less. I can't believe people are spending their hard-earned money to see those two tampons together in a movie. Those bitches would have to pay me and throw in a jumbo popcorn and some Red Vines. You know they don't sell Red Vines at movie theaters in Manhattan? Tragic.

I feel like watching Speed Racer will bring back acid flashbacks that I don't need in my life right now. Just watching the preview made me see little green elves and pink clouds.

Here's the Top 10 weekend box office:

1. Iron Man - $50.5 million
2. Speed Racer - $20.2 million
3. What Happens In Vegas - $20 million
4. Made Of Honor - $7.6 million
5. Baby Mama - $5.8 million
6. Forgetting Sarah Marshall - $3.8 million
7. Harold and Kumar... - $3.2 million
8. The Forbidden Kingdom - $1.9 million
9. Nim's Island - $1.3 million
10. Redbelt - $1.4 million

Fuck all these movies. I'm going to rent Alvin and the Chipmunks instead. That shit is best served with a fully loaded bong and a plate of Velveeta nachos.

Hot Slut Of The Week: Norma Stitz

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:42:12 +0000

Birthday: December 26, 1958
Age: 49
Birth Name: Anna Hawkins-Turner

Original Date of HS of the Day: May 10, 2008
Claim to Fame: Norma has the biggest natural tits on the planet! They are size 120XXX!!! Norma Stitz's name is a play on "enormous tits."

Where is she now? She does nude modeling on her own website (NormaStitz.com) and she also makes video appearances.

Why is she HS of the Week? CHICHIS!!!!!!!!! I'd motorboat. Click here to see NSFW pictures of Norma's ridiculously gorgeous chichis. Below is a clip of Norma on The Jenny Jones Show.

Worst Prize Ever

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 16:27:33 +0000

The chick with the blonde HGTV hair above won some Mother's Day contest from Wonky and Nicky Hilton. The prize included a shopping spree with the praying mantis skanks and their mother. I hope the woman got all her shots. I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet. If I'm going to catch salmonella, I might as well get it from delicious fried chicken than from Wonky's skank fumes.

One Big Creepy Family

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 15:30:34 +0000

Tommy Girl dragged the whole clan out yesterday to see his man, David Beckham, play that sport where they kick a ball around. Tommy wants to be that ball soooo bad. It was nice of Tommy to let Isabella and Connor out of their alien cages. He made them come to the game or else they would have to spend 6-months at Scientology camp. They are still having nightmares over the last time they were there.

Katie's hair is looking more and more "Stepford Wifey" each day. One day she's going to show up wearing and apron and carrying a fresh baked apple pie. They creep me the fuck out! These pictures look like stills from "The Others."

‘Speed Racer’ is a Box Office Bomb

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 15:12:54 +0000

Warner Bros. spent almost $200 million making Speed RacerÂ…ouch! Hopefully they make enough from merchandising and overseas sales in order to break even!

Popular: 1 hours 42 minutes ago
source: (hollywoodcrap.com)

Engaged?

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 14:49:28 +0000

Owen Wilson is planning to marry Kate Hudson a year after he tried to off himself over their break-up. Yes, commemorate one tragedy with another! The News of the World reports that Owen proposed to Kate in Miami and wants to marry her next year. The Florida humidity must eff with some of these people's brains. Owen marrying Kate? Aniston and Mayer?

A source told The News of the World, “Kate supported Owen during his low patch and that proved to him she’s the woman he wants to be with for ever. He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional.”

Screw Kate! Owen should marry his one true love, Woody Harrelson! Nobody understands him the way Woody does. Mary Jane can be the maid of honor and a hookah pipe can be the best man.

It Must Be Love Or Something

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 14:17:39 +0000

John Mayer is back in Miami with Jennifer Aniston. He probably got sick of her burning his cell phone up 100 times a day. The eHarmony couple reunited on the set of "Marley & Me." Page Six reports that the two immediately starting making out. Damn. Aniston hasn't gotten this much action since....ever! She's used to men giving her a peck on the cheek and leaving her with the check.

Page Six also claims Mayer was caught "canoodling" with a blonde five days ago and it wasn't Jennifer Aniston. Scandal! Already cheating on her. Please. Mayer "canoodles" with everyone. Instead of shaking the hand of someone he just meets, he canoodles with them. He's a canoodler.

Here's Jenny and John having a gay old time at the pool of the Mandarin Oriental in Miami. Aniston is only laughing, because Mayer just pissed in the pool and it's all warm and shit. You know he totally does that.

Dying Man’s Wish Granted by Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders | Bitten and Bound

skank — Sun, 11 May 2008 14:09:14 +0000

According to MarkÂ’s father, Â“Some days are funny, some days are a lot of fun and laughter, some days are very sad, some are very heart wrenching.Â”

Popular: 5 hours 47 minutes ago
source: (bittenandbound.com)