Tommy Girl dragged the whole clan out yesterday to see his man, David Beckham, play that sport where they kick a ball around. Tommy wants to be that ball soooo bad. It was nice of Tommy to let Isabella and Connor out of their alien cages. He made them come to the game or else they would have to spend 6-months at Scientology camp. They are still having nightmares over the last time they were there.

Katie’s hair is looking more and more “Stepford Wifey” each day. One day she’s going to show up wearing and apron and carrying a fresh baked apple pie. They creep me the fuck out! These pictures look like stills from “The Others.“