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One Smart Bird

Yosuke the parrot isn't just a pretty face, he's also one smart bird. Yosuke flew out of his cage in Tokyo and got lost. Police rescued him from a roof in the city of Nagareyama, near Tokyo. Yosuke was taken to a veterinary hospital while police tried to find his owners.

A few days later, Yosuke started to blab to the vet. He told the vet, "I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura." He then provided the vet with his full home address including the street number. Yosuke was returned to his owners, the Nakamura family. They told police they had been teaching Yosuke his name and address for about two years.

Damn! That bird is smarter than Jessica Simpson! I doubt that dumb slut knows her last name and her home address.

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Thanks Shyla

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