Posts Tagged day

“Oh, How I Wish This Straw Was A Penis”

Yesterday must have been both “Take Your Robo-Beard to a Basketball Game Day” and “Hug A Lady Beater Day,” because Tommy Cooze did both of those things in Los Angeles last night. Yes, Tommy and Stepford Katie had themselves a contractually obligated… Read more

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Kelly Monaco’s Naked Smorgasbord [Babes]

“Baywatch” babe/”Dancing With the Stars” winner/”General Hospital” star Kelly Monaco has been in Playboy quite often. So, for no good reason, let us present a smattering of images from her illustrious, lusty career. Best of all, these represent only… Read more

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Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures are Sexy and See-Through

The other day we brought you Stephanie Seymour nipple slip bikini pictures, and today we have more, and possibly even sexier Stephanie Seymour bikini pictures than are also slightly see-through. The Supermodel and super sexy MILF is still… Read more

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Jessica Alba, Cash Warren Play In The Park With Honor Marie

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren spent a day playing in the park with their daughter Honor… Read more

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HA! Like The Lohans Brush Their Teeth

Since Shoe-Han has joined the Labor Pains DVD at the bottom of the barrel, White Oprah needs a new dance to keep her relevant. White Oprah is now focusing all of her attention on eco-friendly tooth brushes! Just call her Green Oprah! No,… Read more

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Afternoon Crumbs

RIP: Fess Parker’s raccoon cap sprouted wings and carried him off to the great big frontier in the sky – E! Online How to make a Jennifer Aniston movie look good: Keep her presence in the trailer to a minimum – Lainey Gossip If only Ceiling Eyes… Read more

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Marisa Tomei Gives Us A "View" Of Her Panties [Upskirt]

We don’t really watch “The View”—it sorta conflicts with that whole “day job” thing we have going on. But if starlets start following Marisa Tomei’s lead…we could probably find a way to schedule in some daytime TV…. Read more

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Open Post: Hosted By The Crackhead Leprechaun Of Mobile

It isn’t Thanksgiving until one of your family members throws a drink in your face before telling you how much they hate you. It isn’t Christmas until one of your kids calls you a bad parent because you didn’t buy them the right gift. And it… Read more

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Michael Lohan Had A Heart Attack

Yes, Michael Lohan has a heart. And yes, that heart attacked itself this afternoon. Michael’s girlfriend Kate Major (who kind of looks like the kid from Two And A Half Men dressed as Tara Reid) told TMZ that Michael was rushed to a hospital in New… Read more

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Heidi Montag is Annoying, Has Big Boobs

I hate Heidi Montag. I really do. And I was resolved never to speak of her again. But it’s kind of a slow news day, and she seems really intent on showing off her ridiculous plastic breasts. So… Read more

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