On the Jersey Shore even the Crotch Critters have spiked hair and fake tans. – rhearob Runners-up: Now that Whitney Houston has cleaned up her act, her doody bubbles had to hitch a ride to a new home. – OurMissC Steve Buscemi’s toothbrush just… Read more
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Vadge is practically an English film director since she sucked the life out of one for all those years, so she’s the obvious choice to direct a movie about the affair between King Edward VIII and American socialite Wallis Simpson. And she’s also a… Read more
Tags: alek keshishian, Berlin, berlin film festival, Brahma, british monarchy, choice, duchess of windsor, duke and duchess, duke and duchess of windsor, Edward VIII, English, film, genital wart, GERARD BUTLER, I. Variety, Jesus, King, king edward viii, life, movie, Rio, Rodrigo Santoro, role, Simpson, Style, Vadge, Vera, Vera Farmiga, W.E, W.E. Alek Keshishian, Wallis, wallis simpson, Windsor
Grace Jones’ nipples comes out to play in Venice. Ludwig Von Beethoven rises from the dead to witness it – Holy Moly! When you win a Goya Award, do you get a can of delicious refried beans? – Lainey Gossip Cameron Diaz’s nipple. Or maybe that’s… Read more
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Madonna and Jesus Luz have been living it up in Rio, first with a reuniting romantic dinner and then stepping up the heat with some shirtlessness and PDA Popular: 1 days 23 hours 46 minutes ago source: (socialitelife.celebuzz.com)… Read more
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If the rumor about Baby Jesus dumping his main diaper changer was true, then Vadge must have bought him a shiny new rattle to win him back. Vadge is currently in Rio for carnival, and she took Baby Jesus out to dinner last night. A witness-type said… Read more
Tags: baby, baby jesus, carnival, changer, diaper, diaper changer, dinner, Jesus, love, night, Rio, rumor, spit, spoon, stoner, thumbnail, Vadge, Witness
R&B beauties Alicia Keys and Beyonce added a touch of glamour to the slums of Brazil on Tuesday (09Feb10) when they filmed their new music video in Rio de… Read more
Tags: Alicia Keys, amp, beauties, Beyonce, Brazil, Feb, glamour, Janiero, music, music video, new music, Rio, rio de janiero, slums, touch, Tuesday, video
my girl beyoncé was spotted by photographers on the balcony of her hotel in rio de janeiro – it looks like girlfriend just woke up (from either a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare!) if you ever wondered what ms. knowles sleeps in at night – now… Read more
Tags: balcony, bauer, beautiful nightmare, Beyonce, dream, Girl, girlfriend, Griffin, hotel, janeiro, night, nightmare, photographers, photos, Rio, Rio de Janeiro, sweet dream, xoxo
Earlier this week, the Chicago Sun-Times claimed that Baby Jesus snipped his umbilical cord attached to Vadge and crawled out of her life forever. But the cord might still be attached, if Gatecrasher’s source witnessed what they think they witnessed… Read more
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Usually raggedy beards don’t give me the tingles, but there’s something about Sting’s facial pubes that is rubbing me the right way. It could have something to do with the sink full of greasy pots and pans that I’ve been avoiding all day. I… Read more
Tags: Beard, Brillo, day, greasy, pad, raggedy, Rio, sink, something, Sting, way
Diddy is moisturizing the sexy on a balcony in Rio (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather Miranda Kerr gave her nipples the day off, and showed her nalgas instead – Egotastic! Katy Perry’s t-shirt could use another “shit” word or two – Hollywood… Read more
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