Posts Tagged Scientology

Kirstie Alley Attempts To Clear Up Scientology Links To Weight Loss Line

Actress Kirstie Alley has blasted reports suggesting her new diet programme is a Church of Scientology initiative, insisting only 10 per cent of the project’s bosses are… Read more

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Kirstie Alley’s Weight-Loss Program Is Not A Front For Scientology

Scientology’s answer to your crazy aunt who bitches how she needs to loser her lonjas before biting into a Zinger was on Today this morning to whore out her new reality show about being fat and her new weight-loss program called Organic… Read more

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Katie Holmes ~ New Baby Rumor?

Katie Holmes who has three-year-old daughter Suri with husband Tom Cruise – is said to have spent four hours at the Hollywood Scientology Center last week, sparking rumours she is getting ready to expand her… Read more

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Another Spawn of TomKat Might Land On Earth Soon

The Queen of Scientology Suri Cruise is really getting bored with playing dress up with her daddy and having tea parties with E.T., so she has ordered that her mother Stepford Katie bring her a real-life baby to play with. And since Suri is the… Read more

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John Travolta Will Save Haiti

John Travolta slipped on his waterproof lacefront, jumped into his private plane and flew to Haiti to drop off a bunch of relief supplies. Johnny’s rep confirmed to CNN that he personally flew the plane himself. I’m going to straighten up my… Read more

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Nicole Kidman Will Not Talk About Xenu

While promoting that Nine movie, Nicole Kidman sat down with the BBC’s Andrew Marr for an interview about the movie….AND ONLY THE MOVIE! Nicole refused to talk about all things Scientology including: barley, Thetans and if Xenu is a top or a… Read more

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Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This singer with a famous name has finally left the Church of Scientology. She is so disenchanted with the organization that she posted a series of YouTube videos under an assumed name detailing her grievances with the cult. The Church’s Office of… Read more

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But What Does Suri Get?!

In the new issue of OK! Magazine, they claim Stepford Katie has agreed to get sexy with a turkey baster filled with L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm as long as Tommy Girl puts $75 million in her piggy bank. Yeah, I don’t know why the Scientology… Read more

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The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 23rd!

Proof that homewrecking is genetic… whenever Sienna Miller’s mum came to visit, the wives of the village put their husbands on ice. – magdalene Runners-up: After overcoming Tom’s couch jumping incident and endless speculation over Suri’s… Read more

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You Must Obey Or Tommy Girl Will Beat You

I figured Tommy Girl was into rough nasty shit (i.e. fingering himself in the mirror, watching his own Scientology video on a loop, etc….), but who knew he was capable of beating down disobedient Scientologists (sarcasm = this is it). Mark “Marty”… Read more

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