The Queen of Scientology Suri Cruise is really getting bored with playing dress up with her daddy and having tea parties with E.T., so she has ordered that her mother Stepford Katie bring her a real-life baby to play with. And since Suri is the… Read more
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John Travolta slipped on his waterproof lacefront, jumped into his private plane and flew to Haiti to drop off a bunch of relief supplies. Johnny’s rep confirmed to CNN that he personally flew the plane himself. I’m going to straighten up my… Read more
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While promoting that Nine movie, Nicole Kidman sat down with the BBC’s Andrew Marr for an interview about the movie….AND ONLY THE MOVIE! Nicole refused to talk about all things Scientology including: barley, Thetans and if Xenu is a top or a… Read more
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This singer with a famous name has finally left the Church of Scientology. She is so disenchanted with the organization that she posted a series of YouTube videos under an assumed name detailing her grievances with the cult. The Church’s Office of… Read more
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In the new issue of OK! Magazine, they claim Stepford Katie has agreed to get sexy with a turkey baster filled with L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm as long as Tommy Girl puts $75 million in her piggy bank. Yeah, I don’t know why the Scientology… Read more
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Proof that homewrecking is genetic… whenever Sienna Miller’s mum came to visit, the wives of the village put their husbands on ice. – magdalene Runners-up: After overcoming Tom’s couch jumping incident and endless speculation over Suri’s… Read more
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I figured Tommy Girl was into rough nasty shit (i.e. fingering himself in the mirror, watching his own Scientology video on a loop, etc….), but who knew he was capable of beating down disobedient Scientologists (sarcasm = this is it). Mark “Marty”… Read more
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After months of testing and perfecting, Madonna’s Anti-Aging Serum (a concoction of stewed human fetuses, a single tear from St. Angie, with a dash of faux-British accent) debuts on GOOP. – Ryan Fischer Runners-up: It rubs the lotion on its skin or… Read more
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The director of the movie ‘Crash’ has quit Scientology, claiming the church is… Read more
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This B+/A- list movie actress has been considering throwing in the towel on her long time religion in favor of Scientology. Her B list movie star significant other has been introducing her to some of his friends who are big proponents of Scientology… Read more
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