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Mackenzie Phillips Debuts Her New Face

Mackenzie Phillips went on Good Morning America today to talk about how she now believes the incestuous relationship she had with her father John Phillips was anything but consensual. Mac went on to say that she learned this after speaking to… Read more

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Vanilla Gorilla, How Could You?!

Shortly after Kate Winslet announced she was quitting her husband, everyone started screaming about the Best Actress Oscar CURSE! Charlize Theron, Hilary Swank, Reese Witherspoon and now Kate Winslet all split from their full-time pieces after… Read more

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

King Brian from Darby O’Gill and the Little People! Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all! Today is the opposite of Kick A Ginger Day! It’s Kiss A Ginger Day! So in between downing pitchers of beer with green food coloring in it and smoking the green… Read more

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yes, i have a dirty mind …

… doesn’t it look like johnny depp is getting serviced in the picture below? looking all relaxed and at ease! who might be providing the services? his co-star angelina jolie! the two were spotted filming their upcoming flick the tourist on a boat… Read more

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Terry Richardson Loves Tampons

If you know who photographer Terry Richardson is then you pretty much already know he’s a proud perverted pervert who whips his peen out like a party favor. Oh, shit. That was a new tongue twister! A tongue twister that will make you want to cry in… Read more

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Pale Kristen Stewart Declares Goth Sexy, New

A terrible neglect of Kristen Stewart posts has been identified today, much to our great horror…since you know,… Read more

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Open Post: Hosted By The 500th Duggar Baby

My internet connection must be hungover, because bitch is not cooperating today! It gets up for a quick second, and then passes the hell out again. So please talk amongst yourselves while I try to round-up the Duggars so that they can form a… Read more

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heidi montag is busting out – literally!

oh lordy … the forever delusional heidi montag was spotted taking breaks while taping a cameo appearance as herself (she tweeted about it today) in the upcoming flick just go with it (starring adam sandler, jennifer aniston and nicole kidman) of… Read more

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Afternoon Crumbs

Who’s legs look like two breadsticks after getting the stretched out “Promise of a New Day” treatment – Hollywood Tuna Today’s heaping serving of bare breasts is brought to you by Alice Eve – Egotastic! Screw Lady GaGa and her Diet Coke rollers,… Read more

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Corey Haim’s Cause Of Death Still Not Known

Corey Feldman ventured into Larry King’s crypt last night to discuss Corey Haim’s death and also to tell people to stop throwing the “overdose” word around. Corey F said that people need to shut their whore mouths until the results of the autopsy… Read more

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