We all know that Joe Jonas’ strut is a dangerous weapon that should be used with caution. When Joe’s foot hits the streets, bitches hit the pavement. So I wonder how many gallons of soda came flying out of mouths and how many pairs of keys dropped… Read more
Posts Tagged yesterday
Don’t Hurt Anyone, Joe!
Mar 21
Yesterday at 1:32EDT, international supermodel and Earth mother Phoebe Price took her spot on the beach in her Toys “R” Us giraffe onesie and allowed her heat-seeking freckles to summon the sun to the equator. Yes, this is what happens at the… Read more
It’s A Sign!
Mar 20
Peek at the pictures in the post below of Brit Brit flashing her “ready to play pool” nipples in a GREY t-shirt in Los Angeles yesterday. Then look at these pictures of Alexander Skarsgard also making genitals turn inside/out by flashing his… Read more
Yesterday must have been both “Take Your Robo-Beard to a Basketball Game Day” and “Hug A Lady Beater Day,” because Tommy Cooze did both of those things in Los Angeles last night. Yes, Tommy and Stepford Katie had themselves a contractually obligated… Read more
Dr. Phil is officially a grandpa! According to reports, his son and wife welcomed a baby girl yesterday. Jay McGraw and Erica McGraw had Avery… Read more
Katherine Hagel is more annoying than a mosquito buzzing in your ear while you’re trying to sleep (speaking from experience), so it’s no surprise that her dress tried to leave her ass at ShoWest in Las Vegas yesterday. Hagel went onstage to accept… Read more
All Is Well
Mar 18
Yesterday, there was a rumor going around that Brit Brit and her boyfriend Sam Merlotte Lite were no longer playing hide the skin Cheeto together. Well, here they looking happier than Jessica Simpson’s dentist while shopping for useless crap her… Read more
The girlfriend of CSI’s Gary Dourdan was put into handcuffs yesterday afternoon after she allegedly went crazy on him during a fight. TMZ says that when the cops arrived to Gary’s house in Venice, CA, they found him all scratched up. They arrested… Read more
Becks Is Down And Out!
Mar 15
David Beckham’s World Cup dreams might not come true this year thanks to an injury he suffered during a match yesterday between AC Milan and Chievo Verona. Becks tore his Achilles tendon and scratched up his Easy Breezy Beautiful Face. Do you think… Read more
