Yesterday during day one of Christie Brinkley's divorce trial against Peter Cook, we learned that he spends $3,000 a month on porn, has taken nudey pics of himself for swingers website and also gave his teenage mistress $300,000 to shut the fuck up. Day two was a little less dramatic, but Christie did manage to cry on the stand.

Christie broke down when she told the court the day she found out her husband was doing sexy sexy times with an 18-year-old girl. The day she found out, Christie was giving a speech at some high school graduation when a mystery dude tapped her on the shoulder. The man told her, "That husband of yours just won't knock it off. He's having an affair with my teenage daughter and that bastard won't knock it off and I have to come to you." Peter and her son Jack were standing right next to her. Oh snap! Why wasn't there a reality crew filming this shit?!

Peter at first denied it, but later admitted it to her. He became so desperate to win Christie back that he threatened to off himself by driving in a tree. Oh please. Peter has probably done that before. You know he's totally into getting off in car crashes.

During recess, Peter had this to say about Christie crying on the stand, "Shrek was more believable than that." Huh? Shrek isn't a true story?

Source: New York Post