Exquisite lucite heels with a built-in tip jar? These things have Shauna Sand's name all over it. One night in these and Shauna will make 25 cent a killing! She can use the extra money to buy more lip gloss and eye shadow from the Wet 'N Wild section at Rite-Aid.

Seriously, there's no need for shoes. We already have a built-in tip jar. It's called our ass cheeks.

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