First of all, can't the Lohans skip a fake tanning session and use that money to buy their pooch a new crib. That shit is busted! At least it matches their skin - rough, patchy and used.

Ali Lohan and White Oprah are doing the talk show rounds promoting their reality show. Ali Lohan was on Letterman last night without her mommy. At the end of the interview, Letterman accidentally called her Lindsay Lohan. Can you blame him? Ali, Lindsay, White Oprah, they are all the same! I think it was more shocking when Ali declared she was 14-years-old. I still can't get over that little fact. It still hits me like a HoHan car crash.

White Oprah and Ali were also on GMA this morning where they claimed they were a "normal" family. Normal to crackheads and hookers.

Click here to see Letterman call Ali "Lindsay"
Click here to see the full Letterman interview
Click here to see W.O. and Ali on GMA

Lohan overload! I need a bath. Below are some pics of Ali outside Letterman yesterday and with her mother outside GMA this morning.