Becks is seriously too hot to have a voice that sounds like Gay Al screeching while getting his mini-donut tickled. You know the joke that if you kick a dude in his nuts, his voice gets like Minnie Mouse on helium? Do you think the opposite will happen to Becks? If we keep kicking his nuts, will he sound like Bea Arthur with a chest cold? Sexy.

Above is Becks grabbing his wang bone during some sort of sports event yesterday. He plays soccer or something, right? It doesn't matter. Bitch is always grabbing at that shit. You know Tommy Girl puts on a black leather catsuit, breaks into the locker room and puts itching powder in Becks shorts just so he can sit back and watch him scratch it.