Brangie went shopping at a Toys "R" Us in Cannes and they didn't buy us shit. They are rude ass whores. All I wanted was a super soaker. Super soakers work well when a regular enema doesn't do the trick anymore.

Seriously, who knew there was a Toys "R" Us in Cannes? It's also nice to see Angie in all black again. She's been wearing too much color the past couple of days and I was starting to get worried. It's just not the same if she doesn't look like a pregnant Morticia Adams.