For just a dollar a day you can sponsor a child in need… I wish I could sponsor this child! I would take her ass on a Michael K eating tour. We would hit IHOP, Outback, Bennigan’s and Cracker Barrell. You know, all the fine establishments. The girl also needs a few days in the tank followed by a couple of coffee enemas to bring down that tweeker bloat.

Here’s Amy Wino and her friends were hanging out in a park near her recording studio in London yesterday. They look like a bunch of mangy children of the woods that wait behinds trees to attack the innocent and steal their coins to buy candy. They totally communicate through grunts.