Xtina’s body is back! I don’t know where it went, but it’s a good thing she got it back. She might need it later on. In the new issue of UsWeekly, Xtina talks about her huge, wonky chichis.

She said, “It’s kind of hilarious! I’ve never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, ‘Guess what size this bra is?’ And when I tell him, he’s just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory’s sake!”

I’m not sure how bra sizes work, but I choose to believe her. Silicone mixed leche makes the chichis grow.

She lost 40lbs in 4 months? Damn, she’s slow. A trip to the lipo doctor would have done the trick in 40 minutes! Please, you know that’s what she really did.

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